![Girlfriend: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Me: "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?" Girlfriend: "Yes I promise" Me: I smoked crack after work and Girlfriend: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Me: "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?" Girlfriend: "Yes I promise" Me: I smoked crack after work and](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/4a6e1527aa60e739bb3a89753add755c79c356ca41125cc99f95de1555bb54ad_1.jpg)
Girlfriend: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Me: "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?" Girlfriend: "Yes I promise" Me: I smoked crack after work and
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![Guest: Maury, do I look fat in these jeans? Maury: There is a 99.99% chance that you do. - Maury Povich Lie Detector Test | Make a Meme Guest: Maury, do I look fat in these jeans? Maury: There is a 99.99% chance that you do. - Maury Povich Lie Detector Test | Make a Meme](https://media.makeameme.org/created/guest-1wduz4.jpg)
Guest: Maury, do I look fat in these jeans? Maury: There is a 99.99% chance that you do. - Maury Povich Lie Detector Test | Make a Meme
![I sometimes wear my loose fitting "fat jeans" because my boyfriend comments that it looks like I'm loosing weight. - Confession Bear - quickmeme I sometimes wear my loose fitting "fat jeans" because my boyfriend comments that it looks like I'm loosing weight. - Confession Bear - quickmeme](http://m.quickmeme.com/img/28/28a889ae99e21d14ab48873e3cb82b8e92ca96ebf0090668ec4a4ac172b8487d.jpg)
I sometimes wear my loose fitting "fat jeans" because my boyfriend comments that it looks like I'm loosing weight. - Confession Bear - quickmeme
![GIRLFRIEND: do these jeans make me look fat? ME: do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say? GIRLFRIEND: yes, I promise MEs CRACK - iFunny Brazil GIRLFRIEND: do these jeans make me look fat? ME: do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say? GIRLFRIEND: yes, I promise MEs CRACK - iFunny Brazil](https://img.ifunny.co/images/4aaafe92d2e1eb5d62687a6528414a33c07664c66662b10faa8c244407cf6174_1.jpg)
GIRLFRIEND: do these jeans make me look fat? ME: do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say? GIRLFRIEND: yes, I promise MEs CRACK - iFunny Brazil
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